The Birthday Gift

It was Niro’s 18th birthday and all his friends had got together at GC to have drinks. He was turning eighteen and had been looking forward to this day all year long. 

His dad had bought him a car and he was damn excited. The last of his friends turned up and the drinking began. 

Though it was a quarter system bar, they had ordered full bottles as they were all looking forward to causing some mayhem tonight. They drank and drank and drank. Bottles kept coming and snacks kept coming. 

They were smashed by 2 a.m. and decided to go for a drive in Niro’s new car. Niro paid the bill and all six of them got into Niro’s new car and took off for the Gateway of India. They stopped by Gokul and picked up some more booze. 

The boys were parked at the water front and were having a good time swigging straight from the bottle and laughing at the worst jokes that anybody could come up with. 

A police van passed them but did not stop and they continued with the drinking. They then decided to get some snacks from Bade Miyan and drove to the world famous barbecue cart. They ordered tandoori chickens and kababs and baida rotis and also picked up some beers from Gokul which was just across the street. 

They ate and drank and laughed and a good time was had by all. “This is how a birthday should be celebrated” said Niro. 

Suddenly, Satish came up with the idea that they should get Niro laid in his new car and that would be their gift to him. 

They all agreed but Niro was against it. “I’m not gonna screw a hooker guys. Besides, the seats are new” he said. But nobody was listening. 

They got into the car with Satish at the wheel and drove down the back lanes. They saw a fair mature who was standing alone waiting to be picked up. They negotiated with her while Niro protested. 

Satish calmed him down by saying “At least get a blow job” and he reluctantly agreed. 

They hooker got into the car, took the money upfront, and they drove off. They found a quiet lane and parked behind some bushes. They all got out and left Niro and the hooker in the car. 

The windows were tinted and nobody could see them. After about ten minutes, Niro got out of the car and was smiling. His friends all clapped and laughed at him. The hooker got out and said bye and walked away. 

Niro was saying “Thanks guys, this was the best blowjob I have ever had. But there was something different about her man, I think she had a stubble.” 

They all cracked up and Satish fell down laughing. 

This was something they had never expected. 

“You just got blown by a tranny” they said in unison and laughed and laughed and laughed.

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